Academically Lost...

I have no idea what I'm doing in college. I've switching Majors for sometime mainly because it's not my choice of Major. I know what I want to do in
life, but my parents have a problem with the studies for it. With no words of
encouragement, they think I'm going to fail in life. I swear, I have no problem
driving their car off a cliff. They fail to reason and I think it's because they
have no idea what logic is. Maybe I should scratch their car first and pour coke over it...hmm...flatten the tires...
- Academially Lost.

Dear AL,

I think you might be on to something. Your parents won't understand you so taking something useful like their car and ruining it isn't a bad idea. I suggest taking the car and going on a road trip. Try to switch the license plate with a neighbor's.

-PAU